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“A man comes to a doctor and says:
- Doctor I’ve got problems with my erection.
- What exactly?
- My penis doesn’t “work” like it used to.
- Tell me in short about your sexual life.
- Well, every morning I make love with my wife, then at 10 o’clock I make love with my secretary, then at 12 o’clock I usually meet with my lover. At 3PM I meet my 2nd lover I’m home, my wife asks for more and we make love 3 times in a row.
- You have a very active sexual life and your penis just doesn’t have enough time to recover
- Oh, I see. I thought it’s becasue I masturbate.”
Men are rather egoistic and narrow-minded creatures. Sometimes it seems that the only thing they can think of is SEX. And when they cheat, cheating, it’s about having sex the moment they want it. Adult sex toys are a perfect solution for those individuals that think with their penises, rather than heads. A masturbator sleeve would discard his sexual tension. Realistic adult sex toys can offer same sensations as a real sex, for example realistic dildos. So, when his “small head’s” thoughts are satisfied, now he can think of something more down to Earth and closer to reality.
If he comes tomorrow with a box of chocolate, it’s a sign that he liked your gift.
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